Saka’s Yellow Port Of Cash
Welcome to Port Saka, Where everything is yellow and the smell of money perfumes the air…
Our wise fathers lied. Wetin we dey see now with our phones and London Blackberries, even if they climb Mt.Everest, them no go see am. They said when two elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers. But these days when 2 elephants fight, na the grass dey celebrate Christmas. How? Check out my man Saka. In the MTN vs Etisalat saga, na only Saka dey chop money scatter. Saka don port go, come pot N20M from MTN. Cool twenty milla.
Abeg Etisalat come sign me o. Me too I want to port. Pay me N20M so that I fit turn father Christmas come buy biscuit for all of 2face’s kids, buy Rolls Royce for Wizkid, new ball for Chidinma (Emi ni baller), another Don Jazzy for D’Banj, fresh boxers for Davido, and finally, AK-47 for Jim Iyke-Chan to use shoot all of una for him reality TV show.
Back to Saka. Let me categorically dissect this Saka issue now…ahem (coughs)..dat’s all. First, Saka is a comedian. He is a business man. Saka get family to feed. Him get wife wey need to wear Asaba gold, get daughter wey suppose use Bold 5, get son wey need PS2 and small money for him girlfriend. Where is Saka to get all that money from? Him go thief? or join Boko boys? No! God forbid. Even though he worked as a lecturer at Adeniran Ogunsanya College Of Education, Ijanikin, that school wey the majority of students na people wey JAMB no like, so the place dey like rehab for jambites. How man wan use make better money from rehabilitation center if not to collect sorting?
But Saka refused evil. Instead he joined comedy, playing hilarious roles in various movies, earning money with his God-given talent of mumu-rity, living well, and generally keeping his family from crime. Then Etisalat came. They didn’t value Saka much. They preferred to splash money on the ajebutters and the tush people like Banky W. Saka wasn’t tush. He was pure kpako. He didn’t wear Prada, nor publicly drank expensive kai-kai. So they didn’t value him much and used him as just another model. Until MTN saw the power of Kpako! They rushed Saka like shawarma, and signed him up to dance kirikata for them for the sum of N20M. Incredible!
Una see as God dey bless person? The guy don port go, come pot better money. No hard feelings, just business. God Bless MTN, the sharp network, wey no get network.
Una do well.
Source: pulse
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